Would-be swindler ships stolen cellphones to FBI

File this 1 under “dumass criminals.”

The latest mobile-related shenanigans to cross the wires has a 44-class old homo from Memphis, Tenn., trying to jackass a cellular telephone distributor for some 50 phones. The kicker is that he shipped the phones to an Federal Bureau of Investigation field of operation position, where he promptly got himself caught and charged with all kinds of criminal wrongdoing.

The sum cost of all those mobile phones only amounted to $2,359.45 defrayal (around these parts, that mightiness get us 4 high-end smartphones), but the scammer wasn’t about to pony up with his own finances. He decided to pay the cellular telephone distributor with a forged cashier’s checkout for the full amount. And, it may have worked, had the intellectually-challenged thief spell-checked his employment. The teller’s checkout was apparently misspelled as “cahier’s check,” tipping the cellphone distributer to the shady dealings.

After notifying local anesthetic police, the FBI found the scammer trying to wave down the obstetrical delivery hand truck – in front of the FBI office, no less. FBI agents noticed the swindler and apprehended the dim-light bulb, sending him on a long drive in a police force car. It’s probably condom to presume that this idiot scammer isn’t happy about organism locked up over a measly $2K and 50 low-remainder budget handsets.

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